Name: Jeremy Jusek

Nicknames: Jusek, the Juice, Juicebox, Jew, Jew-sack, Sackalicious, whatever other variation of my last name that you can think of

Birthplace: Akron Ohio
Current Location: Oblivion
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 180 lbs.

Tatoos?: Good heavens no
Piercings?: 0
Overused Phrase: It will be obsolete in a week or so.

--Your--
Bedtime: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Best Physical Feature: Legs. I use them often.
Most Embarassing Moment: Accidentally running home, then having to face the cross country team the next day. Yes I know, up to that point I had rode the same route to and from school for the past nine and a half years, 184 school days per year.

Most Missed Memory: I build my current character on whatever memories I'm pining over. Right now, probably trekking through the woods with either Joseph or my cousins when I was little.

First Thought When You Wake Up: Food.
Weakness: A girl asking me for a favor.
Best Friends: I hate listing them and feeling like I've left someone out. A few, you probably know who you are too.
Goal For The Year: Finish my writing and search for a publisher.
Greatest Fears: Spiders and the hurt of someone I love (corny, so hush)

--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: Neither. Pop tastes disgusting to me.
McDonalds or Burger King...: McDonalds. I like my food to be so filled with preservatives, cancer causing artery blocking carbs and unnatural sugars that I get addicted to it.

Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: Hot tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla...: How about a little of both?
Water or Milk...: Water.
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: Coffee!!
Hugs or Kisses...: Kisses, they're more personal and enjoyed less.
Cats or Dogs...: Either way, it's a friend that you grow with and learn to understand.
Summer or Winter...: Autumn, because it's way better than either of these choices.
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: Scary movies. If they're bad, they're still good.
Love or Money...: Love with a mini fridge to supply the toppings.
Preferred Eye Color: Anything that suggests intelligence.
Preferred Hair Color: Brown
Short Hair or Long Hair...: Long!
Preferred Height: On me? My height rules because it's mine.
Preferred Weight: What is this worry about this... "weight"?
Looks or Personality...: Bullshit question. Looks gets people talking, personality keeps the magic rolling. Yet everyone will answer personality.
Hot or Cute...: Cute, because cute stays forever.
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: Muscular.

--Favs--
Number: 27
Food: Cheesecake or Clams
Type of Music: Classic Rock
Candy: Andes Chocolate Mints
Color: Blue
Animal: Rabbit
Drink: Coffee
Body Part on the Opposite Sex: Legs or hair. This is difficult to answer.
Movie: Waking Ned Devine
Past Time: Martial Arts.

--Have You Ever--
Drank?: Yes
Smoked?: Handful of cigars
Been Beaten Up?: Hahaha certainly
Bullied Someone?: Yes, but I like to believe that the incidents were all for good causes.
Skinny Dipped?: Yes.
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: No.
Toliet Papered Someones House: Nope.

Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: I don't need to wear one, nobody cares about my nipples.
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: ...hmm... don't think so.
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: Yes.
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: Possibly, but it rarely happens because I can't contain myself.

Went Camping?: More than you have.
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: Of course, I'm equipped for this.
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: No.
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: No.
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: I don't own one.
Danced In The Rain?: Certainly.

Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: Yes.
Been On Stage?: Ahh... *sighs*... many many times.
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: It used to be a fight every Christmas.
Been To A Nude Beach?: Gotta get to that beach thing first.
Cursed In Church?: Gotta get to that church thing first.
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: I have auto-slut protection due to guy disease

Burnt Yourself?: Playing with fireworks and campfires, yes.
Been Dumped?: Once.
Dumped Someone?: Yes.
Been In Love?: ...this is difficult to answer, so I won't.
Been Hit On Someone Too Old?: Hahaha, when I was 13 I was getting my pictures taken in Sears, and this girl who was probably 19 or 20 was working there and was hitting on me. She suddenly stopped talking with sugar on her lips when she found out my age. She looked embarrassed and apologized, saying she thought I was 18. That was an isolated incident, but funny nonetheless.
Wanted To Be A Model?: If the pay was nice and I wasn't humiliating myself, why not?

Wanted To Be In The Olympics?: No, I knew what it took to get into the Olympics with what kind of running I like to do, and was never interested.
Bought Lottery Tickets?: Yes.
Made Out In A Car?: Hahahahahahaha...
Cried During A Movie?: Once... in cast away, when he loses Wilson.
Wanted Something You Couldn't Have?: Story of my life.
Made Love On The Beach?: ...sand?
Shoplifted?: Yes.
Seen Someone Shoplift?: Yes.
Hung Up On Someone?: Yes.

Yelled At Your Pet?: Of course, at one time we had seven indoor dogs, what would you do?
Gotten Seasick?: No.
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: And have you had dollar bills shoved into your g-string?
Bought A Thong Cuz The Cashier Was Hot?: I will stay away from the person that says "yes" to this. They need hurt.

Stalked Someone?: No.
Had A Stalker?: No.
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: Haha no, I always piss them off instead.
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: Yes.
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: No, I like my burgers.
Protested?: No.
Been To An Island?: Yes, a tiny one.
Ate Because You Had Nothing Better To Do?: Of course.
Screamed In A Library?: No.
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: No!
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasn't Single?: Keira's answer was clever, and no.
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: I used to wish this all the time. Now I'm glad that everything is the way it is.

Talked To A Complete Stranger?: If I didn't, I wouldn't of ever met Mike.
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: Two or three times. Weird thing is, I don't really sunburn anymore.
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: No.
Threw Up In School?: No, I saved all that love for the privacy of my home.
Received A Love Letter That Wasn't Signed?: No.
Wore Something You Hated?: Yes.
Wore Something To Match Someone?: Not yet, but I have plans.
Been To A Luau?: No.
Cursed In front Of Your Parents?: Yes.
Been On TV?: Yes.

Been Out of The Country?: Canada with the cross country team for four days. *sigh*
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: While running, quite frequently.
Won A Pool Game?: I beat my cousin once, but that shouldn't count... game took us over an hour.
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: Yeah, usually how it goes.
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: No.
Dieted?: You've gotta be kidding. My metabolism processes a full horse and three tomato plants per hour.
Had An Eating Disorder?: Yeah, I eat everything. (Hahahaha, I kept Keira's answer, I laughed out loud)

Cheated On Your Other?: Never, ever ever.
Been Cheated On?: Yes.
Been Paid To Date Someone?: Do people do this? Oh yeah, they're called PROSTITUTES!
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: No damnit.
Tanned Topless?: I don't tan, and want something a little less than leather when I'm 45.
Been Strip Searched?: I wish... (kidding)
Been On A Plane?: No.
Been On A Cruise?: No.

Been Pantsed In Public?: Oh yes (and underweared too)
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: Yes.
Broke Someone's Heart?: ...Yeah.
Sung In The Shower?: Sometimes, but not often.
Bought Something Way Too Expensive?: Yes.
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: Often.
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: Yes.
Been Walked In On While Showering?: Not often enough.

Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: ??... no!
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: Hahaha, too often to be proud.
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Because You Wrecked The Go Cart?: If I was younger, I would go out of my way to make this a goal.
Been In Detention?: Many times.
Fell Off A Roof?: It was six feet off the ground, but yes.
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: No, but I've thought about it.

Been In A Wreck?: Yes.
Wrecked So You Wouldn't Hit An Animal?: No, but I'm still animal-kill free *knock*
Made Yourself Puke So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: Twice.
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: Hahahah I have stories from way-back-when...
Been Shot?: With BB, pellet and paintball guns.
Had A Water Gun War?: Yes.
Been Arrested?: No.

--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: No.
Country You Wanna Visit: Scotland first, then I'll begin my other plans.
Way You Wanna Die: Protecting someone or something important to me.
Like Thunderstorms?: Yes.
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: VERY well with my mother. I hate my fathers.
R U A Health Freak?: Fucking learn to write correctly... you know I've been making changes when I see them in this survey, but this is ridiculous. And yes, I like taking care of my body, because I'm going to need it for awhile.

You Think You're Attractive?: To an extent.
Do You Believe In Yourself?: I can do anything if I could just learn to focus.
Wanna Get Married?: I definitely WANT to... will I? Probably not.
Wanna Go To College?: I'd better, because I'm halfway done.
Shower Daily?: Yes! And all people should!
Want Kids?: ....who knows. I would feel bad sending them out in the world that is today.

When Do You Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: Too late to start planning this one out.
Do You Hate Anyone?: Two people, and they deserve it.
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: Short tongue, so no.
Do You Think You Can Sing?: I'm getting better, but I cheat because I take lessons.
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: Without contacts or with goggles, one of the two conditions must be met.
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: Hell no, that's a stupid thing to do. I will certainly eat as much as I want, but not worrying about all the deep-fried, cancer causing bullshit that's pumped onto our fatass American market is detrimental to more than just your health.

Can You Whistle?: Poorly.
Can You Walk In High Heels?: I'm sure I COULD... but...
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: If I feel lonely. That's different than scared.
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: Yes!
Can You Multi-task?: It's how I've survived this long as Jeremy Jusek.
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: Not even close.

Can You Fit In Your Locker?: I can fit in your mom's locker.
Do You Spit?: While running, all the time.
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: Who cares?
If You Could Wish For Anything...What Would You Wish?: To be given assurance that all my hard work will pay off one day, and that I shouldn't just be sitting on my ass watching TV all day long like the rest of the lazy world around me. People say you have to find meaning within yourself, which I guess is what I'm currently trying to do. By this conclusion, and the fact that hard work is what really reaps the rewards... then nothing.

What Kind Of Perfume Or Cologne Do You Wear?: I have six brands, and they are randomly selected.
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: Soap.
What's Your Favorite Scent?: Campfires, or the scent of the upcoming running season. A runner would understand this.
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: And watch the world fall apart and change without me? No.